FAT

The person behind JennaRose is an American. Most of those that think of America probably either think of the land of the free, or the land of the fat. With everything in America in the food world its BIG. Not portion sizes but stuff as much as you can in your face. All you can eat buffets, super size meals. Buy one get one free.... Soda, cookie, candy, cakes, fries. I bet if you picked a random person off the street and asked them what an eggplant is they couldn't tell you. Veggies is unheard of in most American homes. I to have fallen into the fat fad. I do know my veggies and I love them. But it's so easy to get ready made pop in the microwave meals. Over processed foods is another leading cause to the fatness. When you go into a grocery store, there are isles of just premade meals. Yes it's simple and fast, and we are a fast pace people. But the food is over salted, over fattened just over everything. We make such a big deal over convince. It's so easy to just hope in the car and go to the nearest fast food joint. Kids now grow up knowing that a french fry is a veggie. Kids grow up knowing that you go into the freezer to pull out a frozen dinner. It annoys me. And I have fallen into the trap as well. Not completely, as I love all food, and my child grows up knowing what an artichoke is. But I felt the need to get this out.

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, (really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
( really really fat)
Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
(really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you knowa
(really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Let me tell you once again - who's fat?

If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
( really really fat)
Woo! woo! woo!
(when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamun
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
( really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on,
(really really fat)
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
( really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
( really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just come tell me once again - who’s fat?